The Truth

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  • Straight Guys: All the hot girls are lesbian.
  • Lesbians: All the hot girls are straight.
  • Straight Girls: All the hot guys are gay.
  • Bisexual Guys: All the guys are taken, all the girls are whores.
  • Bisexual Girls: All the guys are whores, all the girls are taken.
  • Pansexuals: All you mothafuckas look alike.
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